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A fun-filled Women's Magazine for the young at heart. We who are "39" and holding! Memorable Maxine cartoons -- some very proper and some not so proper. Columns like: Jokes About MEN, A Thought Of The Day, A Daily Giggle, A Joke Of The Day, Work At Home Tips, & MORE. You'll find silly things to giggle at, and some to bring a tear. We'll remember famous women of the past. The heroines and vintage women who led the way. This is a 5 MINUTE "quickie" place to start your day. Come back tomorrow for a NEW edition.  C'Ya then!

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A Laugh Of The Day ...
A Fun Maxine Cartoon for YOU
"Cruising around town with my top down would be a LOT more fun in a convertible."
Maxine says: "Cruising around town with my top down would be a LOT more fun in a convertable."
Work At Home Tips ...Make money online!
Earn MONEY with your PC!


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He hates women. Maybe he's GAY?
Would you like a web site to throw ROCKS at?

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.   That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

Movies
Film Clips ...
Animator vs. Animation  Are you a "computer geek" type girl? Turn your sound on & give the .doc file a few moments to lload. Enjoy!  Note: You may have to scroll UP and click PLAY.

Kelly Brook reveals the saucy secret to her stunning figure. She says it's having TONS of SEX!  CLICK HERE.

Privileges Men Have...

Old Time Radio
...
An Old time Radio...This is a real Vintage Radio like our Mom's may have had. it was called the "All-American Five."
        A Famous Woman ...

Florence Nightengale. A strong woman, and a nurse for all the ages.


Florence Nightengale - A nurse for the ages!Florence Nightingale was born into a rich, upper-class well-connected English family at the Villa Colombaia, Florence, Grand Duchy of Tuscany, and was named after the city of her birth.

Her parents were William Edward Nightingale (1794–1875) and Frances "Fanny" Nightingale née Smith (1789–1880). William Nightingale was born William Edward Shore. His mother Mary née Evans was the niece of one Peter Nightingale, under the terms of whose will William Shore not only inherited his estate Lea Hurst in Derbyshire, but also assumed the name and arms of Nightingale. Fanny's father (Florence's maternal grandfather) was the abolitionist Will Smith.
Inspired by what she took as a Christian divine calling, experienced first in 1837 at Embley Park and later throughout her life, Nightingale committed herself to nursing.

Read Florence Nightengale's FULL Story.

Save a VIRGIN - Do ME instead!
Save a VIRGIN - Do ME instead!
"Ask me out, I'm not shy!"
FOR THOSE WHO TAKE
LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY ...
     

1. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
2. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
  Advice For Women ...

Kitty Litter says:
Kitty Litter at the blackboard
Men, the reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. Also, our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths you take! Do you have a problem with that bunky? Finally, eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.


A comment by Sigmund Freud, "Father of modern day Psychology."
Sigmund Freud knows nothing about US!The great question...
which I have not been able
to answer despite my thirty
years of research into the
feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?"
- Sigmund Freud


Geez grandpa, give us a break, huh?



A Joke Of The Day ...
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand & picked it up.
 
Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
 
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
 
The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
 
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."
 
The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
 
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.




Jokes About MEN ...

 Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
 A: A rumor


Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

Things you would never know w/o movies !!






Do you or your mom remember  THIS Jello radio commercial from 1955? Please turn SOUND ON.
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SPACE FOR RENT
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A Thought Of The Day ...
 A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
 "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
 The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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Click to see the "Good Wifes Guide." My how things have changed since 1955!  <giggle>

Read about Maxine and who she calls "The Towel Heads."

Rosie The Riveter
(and others like her)
...
Rosie the Riveter
SHE was US, back THEN, in World War 2, "fighting" in a factory to replace men who were away at war!

To learn MORE about Rosie,
     CLICK HERE

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* Brainy Quotes *
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.


The Daily Giggle ...
Below is what is politely called "getting carried away with technology!"


Thank you for calling!

Vintage Women ...
"MOM'S. They're like dads, only smarter!"
"Mom's - They're like dad's only smarter!"
Sign on a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


A Kitty Litter Production

My sister and ME.

SOur mom's favorite flower, a pansy!istersRUs
               Always Sis!
Games For Women
Games for Women ...
Something different here every day. It may be a link to party games, info on making your own "Avatar" to use in E-Mail, subjects to start a conversation with, all kinds of stuff here - just CLICK and LOOK, but please come back soon, huh?  <giggle>

Women in Games International.

Food for Thought ...
The only difference between a rut and a grave is in their dimensions. -- Ellen Glasgow

Funny T-Shirts ...
For YOU, your husband, boy friend, or SO!  Here is an example:





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