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Laugh Of The Day ... A Fun Maxine Cartoon for YOU "Cruising around town with my top down would be a LOT more fun in a convertible." ![]() ![]() Earn MONEY with your PC! Over 100,000 entrepreneurs & small businesses outperform large competitors. E-business Success. Simple. Real. Do you want to find a CARPOOLER to SAVE on gas? CLICK HERE! 20% off on Plus-Size fashions! For women's fashions size 14 to 32. Use coupon code 71252 or phone 800-441-1362. On the web visit www.avenue.com ![]() Would you like a web site to throw ROCKS at? I recently read that love is entirely a
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Animator vs. Animation Are you a "computer geek" type girl? Turn your sound on & give the .doc file a few moments to lload. Enjoy! Note: You may have to scroll UP and click PLAY. Kelly Brook reveals the saucy secret to her stunning figure. She says it's having TONS of SEX! CLICK HERE. Privileges Men Have... Old Time Radio ... This
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Famous Woman ... Florence Nightengale. A strong woman, and a nurse for all the ages. Florence
Nightingale was born into a rich, upper-class well-connected English
family at the Villa Colombaia, Florence, Grand Duchy of Tuscany, and
was named after the city of her birth.Her parents were William Edward Nightingale (1794–1875) and Frances "Fanny" Nightingale née Smith (1789–1880). William Nightingale was born William Edward Shore. His mother Mary née Evans was the niece of one Peter Nightingale, under the terms of whose will William Shore not only inherited his estate Lea Hurst in Derbyshire, but also assumed the name and arms of Nightingale. Fanny's father (Florence's maternal grandfather) was the abolitionist Will Smith. Inspired by what she took as a Christian divine calling, experienced first in 1837 at Embley Park and later throughout her life, Nightingale committed herself to nursing. Read Florence Nightengale's FULL Story. Save a VIRGIN - Do ME instead! ![]() FOR
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Advice
For Women ... Kitty Litter says: Men, the reason
why our
bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change
our underwear. Also, our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional
to
the number of baths you take! Do you have a problem
with that bunky?
Finally, eye contact is best established above
our shoulder-level.A comment by Sigmund Freud, "Father of modern day Psychology." The great question...which I have not been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud Geez grandpa, give us a break, huh? A Joke Of The Day ... While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand & picked it up. Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. Jokes About MEN ... Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor Things you would never know w/o movies !! |
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