That grey-ish, winged, and hideous CREATURE standing on the back porch of our home is our Man Killer Robot. Her name is Claudia2, and she is from the planet Sirius. She has it within her power to tell the difference between men and women visiting our island, (actually, to be truthful, she looks in their pants!); she ATTACKS all MEN who dare land here. If she discovers a MAN, indicated by the small brain between his legs, all heck breaks loose. He is attacked by a swarm of ugly spiders, eaten and shredded. His body parts lie on the lawn, and slowly dissolve there. While this is happening a blatant voice repeatedly shouts: "INTRUDER ALERT!, INTRUDER ALERT! It really is a SIGHT to see and hear !! INVITE a MAN to our home and WATCH the FUN?

The picture behind her is our Girltown Security Force (GSF). These intrepid and brave ladies serve in place of the robot if she crashes or must leave her duty station for a pedicure or if her "doo" is dead. As you can see, they are a tough looking bunch, and well armed. Be AFRAID men, be DEATHLY afraid !!

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