alas, hate to say, but sometimes a member may leave this mortal foil.
However, if she has made proper arrangements, she can be interned here
at modest cost. A variety of tombstones are shown on the right, along
with a low-cost wooden casket for the dearly departed. Her grave will
be guarded 24/7 by the ghastly, but unnamed, figure wrapped in rotting
linen -- stay clear as he moves about in a jerky fashion.
Appropriately, the area is sometimes shrouded in fog accompianied by
rain, lightning, and thunder. Don't bother to wipe your tears, dear
guests, as no one will see them.