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Chuckles

She may be OLD, but she is WISE.

"Maybe I've been asking for too much. how about peace OR quiet?"

Maxine Cartoon

"Maybe I've been asking for too much. how about peace OR quiet?"

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Click Here if you need help you decide what to wear to bed tonight!
Click Here to see a typical married couple.  ;)


Time to go to the GYM?
Time to go to the gym!

Bad Hair Day?
Bad hair day?


Old Time Radio

An Old time Radio...This is a real Vintage Radio like your Granny had. It was called an "All-American Five" because it had 5 Vacuum Tubes! These devices are now history in modern radios.


Do you or your mom remember  THIS  old time Alka-Seltzer "Plop plop fizz fizz" radio commercial? Please turn SOUND ON and enjoy!  :) Geez, are you THAT old? :)

Church Ladies

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is  Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.


SPACE FOR RENT

Words of Wisdom

"The truly educated never graduate.."

"EXCESS is never too much in moderation."

"Obey Gravity - It's the LAW!

Women's Facts

Australia, New Zealand, and the US are among a handful of governments that do not require women to be paid some form of maternity leave. In countries as diverse as Russia, Colombia, Laos, and Morocco, the government foots the entire bill for three to six months of maternity leave.

Poetry

"Magic tumbled from her pretty lips and when she spoke the language of the universe---the stars sighed in unison."
   STARS by -- Michael Faudet

       

Famous Woman

Belle Boyd

The "La Belle Rebelle."
Belle Boyd, a woman of the Confederacy.
"I thank you, for myself and for the army, for the immense service that you have rendered your country today."

Thus wrote Confederate Gen. Stonewall Jackson to 18 year old Belle Boyd in appreciation of information she brought him, braving enemy fire that put bullet holes in her skirt. The year before, Boyd had shot and killed a drunken Union soldier who was trying to raise  the Stars and Stripes over her house in what was then Martinsburg, western Virginia. She was arrested and tried for murder, but was acquitted on a defense of justifiable homicide.

Dubbed "La Belle Rebelle" by a French war correspondent, Boyd continued to spy for the Confederacy and also served as a courier and scout for Col. John S. Mosby's guerrillas. Betrayed by a lover, Boyd was arrested on order of U.S. Secretary of War Edwin Stanton. She spent a month in Old Capital Prison in Washington before she was released on an exchange of prisoners. Boyd was arrested again in June 1863 and was not released until December. Having contracted typhoid in jail, she sailed to Europe to recover and to deliver a letter for Confederate President Jefferson Davis.


Read Belle Boyd's FULL Story.


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Let's play in the snow!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind!
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Witticisms

"I'll bet you hope that my train of thought has a caboose?" :)



From Out of the Past ...

In the USA, in the 1930's, thru the early 50's, before freeways, one business posted 5 signs spaced 100 feet apart alongside roads. Each had 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the 5th sign advertised men's shaving cream. The signs were laughed at but drivers became more careful!

Don't lose your head,
To gain a minute,
You need your head,
Your brains are in it.

BURMA SHAVE


Paradoxes

"Need now means wanting someone else's money. Greed means wanting to keep your own, and compassion is when a politician arranges the transfer."


Humorous Quotes

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments."
 -- Jim Morrison

Jokes

Don't confuse my PERSONALITY with my ATTITUDE... My personality is who I AM. My attitude depends on who YOU are!

Sex Jokes

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

True Love

Before you came into my life, I never knew what true love felt like.
 

Women's Advice

Kitty Litter says:


The average woman in the U.S. wears a dress shoe that is 2 1/2 sizes too small.




I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun!

Joke Of The Day

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.  "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.

Man Jokes

A woman was leaving a Starbuck's with her morning coffee when she noticed a funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking in single file.

The woman was curious so she respectfully
approached the woman walking the dog and said,
"I'm sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
"The woman replied, "My dog attacked & killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."

Words of Wisdom

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.  -- Carrie Snow


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Word of the Day

"Abaya"noun - A "cloak," sometimes also called an aba, is a simple, loose over-garment, essentially a robe-like dress worn by some women in parts of the Muslim world.

Gender Fun

SWISS ARMY KNIFE male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

SPONGES female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

Church Signs

Where will you be sitting in eternity? Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Thought Of The Day

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

Sign on a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."


Sign on an Electricians truck:
"Let us fix your shorts."

Old English

ATTERCOPPE: - First recorded in a medical textbook dating from the 11th century, attercoppe was the Old English word for a spider; it literally means poison head. The word remained in use in English right through to the 1600s, but only survives today as attercop or attercap in a handful of British English dialects.

British Newspapers

Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house."
(The Daily Telegraph)


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Rosie The Riveter

(and others like her)

Rosie The Riveter

It WAS a long time ago, yes, but SHE was US, back THEN, in World War 2, "fighting" in a factory, or where needed, to replace men who had gone to war  - your grandmother had their back. Be PROUD you're a woman!

This World War II-era poster girl, a wartime machinist, whose name was Naomi Parker Fraley, died at the age of 96 on Jan 20, 2018 in Bellevue, Washington.

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Brainy Quotes

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Picture of the Day


Giggles

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!"


You are WOMAN!

Fake it till you make it. It worked for
George W.

Pregnancy Issues

HEADACHES - The frequency of migraine headaches can increase with pregnancy. Many women who get hormonal migraine headaches find they get more of them during especially early in pregnancy, explains Pitman. However, some people have the opposite experience and actually get a little reprieve from migraines while expecting.

Love Quotes

"Yeah, I know he's cute but he's MINE. Touch him and I'll kill you."


Vintage Women

"I Don't Cook, Clean or Put Icky Things Near My Mouth!"

"I don't cook, clean, or put icky things near my mouth!"




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Games For Women

Women's Games

Something different here every day. It may be a link to party games, a crossword puzzle, Unscramble words, info on making your own "Avatar" to use in E-Mail or on-line, etc. All kinds of stuff here - just CLICK and LOOK. Come back soon, huh?


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Food for Thought

"No matter how much you push against the darkness it will not go anywhere. Yet the moment you shine your light, the darkness is no more."


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