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I luv my T-Shirt!A fun-filled Women's magazine for the young at heart - a truly FUN web site! We who are "39" and holding! A memorable Maxine cartoon -- some things very proper and some not so proper. Articles like: MEN Jokes, A Thought Of The Day, Giggles, Witticisms, Church Ladies, A Joke Of The Day, Work At Home Tips, Women's Games, & MORE. You'll find silly things to chuckle at, and some to bring a tear. We'll remember famous women of the past. The heroines and vintage women who led the way. This is a 5 MINUTE "quickie" place to start your day. Come back tomorrow for a NEW edition. C'Ya then! Send me, your WebMistress, a comment using the link below and share your thoughts, Huh? Don't be shy? women share while men fight over the TV remote. :)

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Chuckles

She may be OLD, but she is WISE.

"Farmers markets are a great way to buy veggies with OUTDOOR bugs on 'em instead of the indoor kind."

Maxine Cartoon

Maxine says: "Farmers markets are a great way to buy veggieswith OUTDOOR bugs on 'em instead of the indoor kind."

Work At Home

Make money online!
Earn MONEY with your PC!


The 3 best ways to make money at home!
Itching to make extra $$ at home? Join www.topjobsreviewed.com, and the site will give you ideas you may like?

Want to take the gang out to dinner? Pick a place where types chow down for free! Just log on to www.coupondivas.com and click on "Kids Eat Free Calendar" for a guide to daily deals offered by restaurant chains.

Hmmmm. Very interesting stuff!

Movies

Funny  Video's

The Window Washer

Old Time Radio

An Old time Radio...
This is a
real Vintage Radio like your Granny had. It was called an "All-American Five" because it had 5 Vacuum Tubes! These devices are now history in modern radios.

Do you or your mom remember  THIS old time Jack Benny & Dennis Day Texaco commercial? Please turn SOUND ON.

Gender Fun

KIDNEYS female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.


Oops

What did our WebMistress FORGET to put HERE? Does she have Alzheeeeemers?  Hmmm.

Pregnancy Issues

MOOD SWINGS - Many women experience emotional mood swings throughout pregnancy. It's natural to go through a variety of emotions as hormones are adjusting and the body is changing.

       


Famous Woman

Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USNR.

A pioneer in the field of computing.

Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USNR.Born Dec 9, 1906.
"Amazing Grace" earned a Ph.D. in Mathematics at a time when women seldom went to college. She joined the WAVES in WWII. When she retired in 1986 at the age of 80, with the rank of Rear Admiral, she was the oldest member of the Navy on active duty. Along the way she also managed to pioneer the field of computing, becoming a programmer on the Mark I at Harvard Labs during WWII. She is recognized for her contributions to technology, has become known as the "Mother of Cobol," and, in 1969, was named the Data Processing Management Associations "Man of the Year"! Grace Hopper died on January 1, 1992, and is buried in Arlington National Cemetery.

Read Grace Hopper's FULL Story.

Women in Show Biz

Movie Actresses

Annette Funicellos is 65...
Annette Funicello
(born October 22, 1942)

London Underground Tube

A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers...

"We are now traveling through Baker Street... As you can see, Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that."

Paradoxes

If everything is possible, then it must be possible for something to be impossible?

If there is an exception to every rule, then even that rule must have an exception?

There are NO rules. Is that a rule?

Zingers

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.




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When is Old?

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

True Love

I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands.

 


Women's Advice

Kitty Litter says:

Kitty Litter at the blackboard
Men, your balding is a good thing -- it subsidizes our hair care expenses. <g>




Kitty's Advice ...


Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Joke Of The Day

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Man Jokes

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
 (because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
 (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
 (they don't stop to ask directions)

(You're laughing, aren't you ?!?!)

 4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
 (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

 5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
 (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

 6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

  C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!

7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
 (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Beauty Tips

Don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."


Church Signs

"TRY JESUS" If you don't like him the Devil will take you back.


Murphy's Law

"Enough research will tend to support whatever theory is offered."

Church Ladies

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.


Gee Whiz

Said the ditzy carpenter as she picked up her hammer and saw!

George Carlin

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Murphy's Law

"Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it."

Women's Facts



In 76 countries, less than half the eligible girls are enrolled in secondary school.




Visual Time Analyzer (Win 10, 8, 7, XP)
It tracks all computer activities automatically and analyzes them graphically. You see which programs was used, and how long. Working time, pauses, internet use, projects and costs are all tracked.




Thought Of The Day

If you're too open minded, your brains will fail out.

Font Twister (Win10, 8, 7, XP)
It's the fastest and easiest way to create dazzling text effects.


Rosie The Riveter

(and others like her)

Rosie the Riveter

It WAS a long time ago, yes, but SHE was US, back THEN, in World War 2, "fighting" in a factory, or where needed, to replace men who had gone to war  - your grandmother had their back. Be PROUD you're a woman!

This World War II-era poster girl, a wartime machinist, whose name was Naomi Parker Fraley, died at the age of 96 on Jan 20, 2018 in Bellevue, Washington.

To learn MORE about Rosie,
     CLICK HERE

Take Life Too Seriously

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Paradoxes

The Bootstrap Paradox - Imagine that a time traveler buys a copy of Hamlet from a bookstore, travels back in time to Elizabethan London, and hands the book to Shakespeare, who then copies it out and claims it as his own work. Over the centuries that follow, Hamlet is reprinted and reproduced countless times until finally a copy of it ends up back in the same original bookstore, where the time traveler finds it, buys it, and takes it back to Shakespeare. Who, then, wrote Hamlet?

Word of the Day

"Pasquinade" nounA satire or lampoon, especially one posted in a public place.



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Brainy Quotes

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Picture of the Day




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Womens Health

Online Advice



Giggles

This is what a feminist looks like - deal with it!

This is what a feminist looks like!

From Out of the Past ...

In the USA, in the 1930's, thru the early 50's, before interstates, one business posted 5 signs spaced 100 feet apart alongside roads. Each had 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the 5th sign advertised men's shaving cream. The signs were laughed at but drivers became more careful!

The midnight ride,
Of Paul for beer,
Led to a warmer,
Hemisphere.

Burma Shave

Gender Fun

HOURGLASS female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER male, Because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Love Quotes

He calls me beautiful like it's my name.


Vintage Women

"TEQUILA! Helping women lower their standards for years!"

"TEQUILA! Helping women lower their standards for years!"



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My sister and ME.

SOur mom's favorite flower, a pansy!istersRUs
               Always Sis!


Games For Women

Women's Games

Play a game here every day. It may be a link to party games, a crossword puzzle, Unscramble words, info on how to make an avatar to use in E-Mail or on-line, etc. All kinds of stuff here - just CLICK and LOOK.Come back soon, huh?    <giggle>

Food for Thought

"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything or nothing."
Nancy Astor, English Stateswoman



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