may be OLD, but she is WISE.
"Farmers markets are a great way
to buy veggies with OUTDOOR bugs on 'em instead of the indoor
Work At Home
Earn MONEY with your PC!
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extra $$ at home? Join
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you may like?
Want to take the gang out to dinner? Pick a place where
types chow down for free! Just log on to www.coupondivas.com
and click on "Kids Eat Free Calendar" for a guide to daily deals
offered by restaurant chains.
Old Time Radio
This is a real
Vintage Radio like
your Granny had. It was called an "All-American Five"
because it had 5 Vacuum Tubes! These devices are now
in modern radios.
Do you or your mom remember
THIS old time Jack Benny &
Dennis Day Texaco commercial? Please turn SOUND
because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
SHOE male, because it is usually unpolished, with its
tongue hanging out.
What did our
WebMistress FORGET to put HERE? Does she have
MOOD SWINGS - Many
women experience emotional mood swings throughout
pregnancy. It's natural to go through a variety of
emotions as hormones are adjusting and the body is
Rear Admiral Grace
A pioneer in the field of computing.
Dec 9, 1906. "Amazing
Grace" earned a Ph.D. in Mathematics at a time when women seldom
went to college. She joined the WAVES in WWII. When she retired in
1986 at the age of 80, with the rank of Rear Admiral, she was the
oldest member of the Navy on active duty. Along the way she also
managed to pioneer the field of computing, becoming a programmer
on the Mark I at Harvard Labs during WWII. She is recognized for
her contributions to technology, has become known as the "Mother
of Cobol," and, in 1969, was named the Data Processing Management
Associations "Man of the Year"! Grace Hopper died on January 1,
1992, and is buried in Arlington National Cemetery.
October 22, 1942)
A list of actual announcements that London
Tube train drivers have made to their passengers...
"We are now traveling through Baker
Street... As you can see, Baker Street is closed. It
would have been nice if they had actually told me,
so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't
think about things like that."
If everything is possible, then it
must be possible for something to be
If there is an exception to every
rule, then even that rule must have an
There are NO rules. Is that a rule?
looks like your face caught on fire
and someone tried to put it out with
When is Old?
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,'
and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
I know I'm a handful
but that's why you got two hands.
Kitty Litter says:
Men, your balding is a good thing -- it subsidizes our
hair care expenses. <g>
Kitty's Advice ...
Experience is a wonderful
thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it
Joke Of The Day
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
(You're laughing, aren't you ?!?!)
4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
C'mon guys, we
laugh at your blonde jokes!
7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Don't forget the sign at a Chicago
Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
"TRY JESUS" If you don't
like him the Devil will take you back.
"Enough research will tend
to support whatever theory is offered."
Weight Watchers will meet at
7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double
door at the side entrance.
Said the ditzy carpenter as
she picked up her hammer and saw!
If vegetarians eat
vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
"Research supports a
specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to
countries, less than half the eligible girls are enrolled
in secondary school.
Visual Time Analyzer (Win
8, 7, XP)
It tracks all computer
activities automatically and analyzes them graphically.
You see which programs
was used, and how long. Working time, pauses, internet
use, projects and costs are all tracked.
Thought Of The Day
If you're too open minded,
your brains will fail out.
Font Twister (Win10, 8, 7, XP)
It's the fastest and
easiest way to create dazzling
Rosie The Riveter
(and others like her)
It WAS a long time ago, yes, but SHE
was US, back THEN,
in World War 2, "fighting" in a factory, or where
needed, to replace men who had gone to war - your grandmother
had their back. Be PROUD you're a
World War II-era poster girl, a
wartime machinist, whose name was Naomi
Parker Fraley, died at the age of 96 on
Jan 20, 2018 in Bellevue,
To learn MORE about Rosie,
Life Too Seriously
half the people you know are below average.
Bootstrap Paradox - Imagine that a time traveler buys
a copy of Hamlet from a bookstore, travels back in time to
Elizabethan London, and hands the book to Shakespeare, who
then copies it out and claims it as his own work. Over the
centuries that follow, Hamlet is reprinted and reproduced
countless times until finally a copy of it ends up back in
the same original bookstore, where the time traveler finds
it, buys it, and takes it back to Shakespeare. Who, then,
Word of the Day
noun - A satire or
lampoon, especially one posted in a public place.
deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly
Picture of the Day
SPACE FOR RENT
This is what a feminist looks
like - deal with it!
From Out of the Past
In the USA, in
the 1930's, thru the early 50's, before interstates,
one business posted 5 signs spaced 100 feet apart
alongside roads. Each had 1 line of a 4 line couplet and
the 5th sign advertised men's shaving cream. The signs
were laughed at but drivers became more careful!
Led to a warmer,
female, because over time, the weight shifts to
male, Because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
He calls me beautiful like it's my name.
women lower their standards for years!"
A Kitty Litter
in association with
Girltown Group: Second
Play a game here every day. It may be a link to
party games, a crossword puzzle, Unscramble words, info on how
to make an avatar to use in E-Mail or on-line, etc. All kinds
of stuff here - just CLICK and LOOK.Come back soon,
Food for Thought
"The main dangers in this
life are the people who want to change everything or
Nancy Astor, English Stateswoman
SPACE FOR RENT