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I luv my T-Shirt!A fun-filled Women's magazine for the young at heart. We who are "39" and holding! Memorable Maxine cartoons -- some very proper and some not so proper. Columns like: Jokes About MEN, A Thought Of The Day, A Daily Giggle, Woman's Witticisms, Church Ladies, A Joke Of The Day, Work At Home Tips, Games, & MORE. You'll find silly things to giggle at, and some to bring a tear. We'll remember famous women of the past. The heroines and vintage women who led the way. This is a 5 MINUTE "quickie" place to start your day. Come back tomorrow for a NEW edition. C'Ya then! Send me, your WebMistress, a comment using the link below and share your thoughts, Huh?

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A Laugh Of The Day ...

A Fun Maxine Cartoon for YOU.

She may be OLD, but she is WISE.
"Don't bug me unless I can claim you as a deduction."
Maxine says: "Don't bug me unless I can claim you as a deduction."

Work At Home ...

Make money online!Earn MONEY with your PC.

Search for Women-friendly jobs
 -- like those with flexible schedules or work-at-home options at

Find out how much you'll spend on gas before you hit the road at --, a AAA site that computes your car model and gas prices to give you an exact quote!


Fun Videos ...

A clip from the TV show "The View" showing How To Be Beautiful!

Women's Self Defense: "How to escape from a wrist grab."

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Old Time Radio ...

An Old time Radio...This is a real Vintage Radio like your Granny had. It was called an "All-American Five" because it had 5 Vacuum Tubes! These devices are now history in modern radios.

Do you or your mom remember  THIS old time radio commercial? Please turn SOUND ON.

Great Paradoxes ...

Liberals say: "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it."
Conservatives say: "If deporting all illegal's saves just one life, it's worth it."
Why not a compromise?

Deep State ...

A body of people involved in the secret manipulation or control of government policy.

A Famous Woman ...

Eleanor Roosevelt

First Lady of the United States.

Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady of the United States.Anna Eleanor Roosevelt from 1933 to 1945. She was First Lady of the United States New Deal policies of her husband, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, and assumed a role as an advocate for civil rights. After her husband's death in 1945, she continued to be an internationally prominent author and speaker for the New Deal coalition. She was a suffragist who worked to enhance the status of working women, although she opposed the Equal Rights Amendment because she believed it would adversely affect women. In the 1940s, she was one of the co-founders of Freedom House and supported the formation of the United Nations.

Read Eleanor's FULL story.

Women in Show Biz

Movie Actresses ...

Julis Andrews is now 72...
Julie Andrews 
Dame Julia Elizabeth Andrews, DBE (née Wells; born 1 October 1935.)

For Your Husband !
Because, not only men compare their sizes.  :)

Because, not only men compare their sizes.
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From Out of the Past ...

In the USA, in the 1930's, up until the early 50's, before freeways, one business posted 5 signs spaced 100 feet apart alongside roads. Each had 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the 5th sign advertised men's shaving cream. The signs were laughed at but drivers became more careful!

Trains don't wander,
All over the map,
'Cause nobody sits,
In the Engineers lap.

Burma Shave

Church Ladies ...

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

Advice For Women ...

Kitty Litter says:
Kitty Litter at the blackboardA lifetime of experience has caused me to conclude that handsome and caring men only exist in the movies! And, even then, the handsomest one of them all still said, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" to Scarlett. And, let's not forget "Blaze" where ol' Earl Long (played by Paul Newman) tells Blaze to "Trust me."  I rest my case!

Joke Of The Day ...

Men are like.....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Jokes About MEN ...

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg ?
A. They don't stop for directions.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manuals."

An Afghan woman at a protest in Kabul
An Afghan woman at a protest in Kabul against the death sentence passed on the student Pervez Kambaksh for downloading allegedly blasphemous material.

Folk singer Joan Baez, 1965 ...

Cherokee Shuffle with Andy Falco, Tony Watt and Noam Pikeln …

Breast Cancer Awareness

Women's Facts ...

Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex (Poll taken in a 1995 women’s magazine).

Lesbian songs and movies

Security Task Manager (Win 10, 8, 7, Vista, XP)
This software shows complete information about programs and processes running on the computer.

Typing Center 'Home Version' (Win 10, 8, 7, XP)
Ease of use and quick results make the original Typing Center one of the most successful instructional programs for learning touch typing. It combines learning, enjoyment, and gameplay. You can follow a series of lessons to learn quickly.


The Times: A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented: "This sort of thing is all too common."


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and  then used against you.

Word of the Day ...

"ocellated" adjective - "Having eye-like spots or markings."


Thought Of The Day ...

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Sign in a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Respect Yourself

Rosie The Riveter ...

(and others like her)
Rosie the Riviter

It WAS a long time ago, yes, but SHE was US, back THEN, in World War 2, "fighting" in a factory, or where needed, to replace men who had gone towar  - your grandmother had their back. Be PROUD you're a woman!

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She was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as her husband would have put it, an idiot.

Picture of the Day ...

Men are like Rain ...

You never know how much you're going to get, or how long it will last?

Witticisms ...

A man can't walk all over you unless you lie down first!

The Daily Giggle ...

"My husband won't have sex with me anymore. So I masturbated with a cucumber and served it in his salad for dinner. Ha ha!"

My husband does not have sex with me anymore.

Vintage Women ...

"Lovely actress Jane Greer with actor Robert Mitchum in a 1947 mystery drama."
Lovely Jane Greer with actor Robert Mitchum

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My sister and ME.

SOur mom's favorite flower, a pansy!istersRUs
               Always Sis

Games For Women

Games for Women ...

Something different here every day. It may be a link to party games, a crossword puzzle, Unscramble words, info on making your own "Avatar" to use in E-Mail or on-line, etc. All kinds of stuff here - just CLICK and LOOK. Come back soon, huh?

Food for Thought ...

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Church Ladies ...

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. :)

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