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Laugh Of The Day ... A Fun Maxine Cartoon for YOU "Farmers markets are a great way to buy veggieswith OUTDOOR bugs on 'em instead of the indoor kind." ![]() Work At Home Tips ... ![]() Earn MONEY with your PC! Swap your cell without paying a penalty! Itching to swap your cell phone service but your contract's not up? Join www.cellswapper.com, and the site will connect you with someone willing to take over your contract. Make Money Online (Site not verified by me, but maybe worth a look? Linda, WebMiss) Want to take the gang out to dinner? Pick a place where types chow down for free! Just log on to www.coupondivas.com and click on "Kids Eat Free Calendar" for a guide to daily deals offered by restaurant chains. ![]() Film Clips ... The Window Washer (I.E. Browser only - sorry!) Old Time Radio ... This is a real Vintage Radio
like our Mom's may
have had. it was called the "All-American Five."Do you
or your mom remember
THIS
old time Jack Benny & Dennis Day Texaco commercial?
Please turn SOUND ON. | A
Famous Woman ... Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USNR. A pioneer in the field of computing. Born Dec 9, 1906. "Amazing
Grace" earned a Ph.D. in Mathematics at a time when women seldom went
to college. She joined the WAVES in WWII. When she retired in 1986 at
the age of 80, with the rank of Rear Admiral, she was the oldest member
of the Navy on active duty. Along the way she also managed to pioneer
the field of computing, becoming a programmer on the Mark I at Harvard
Labs during WWII. She is recognized for her contributions to
technology, has become known as the "Mother of Cobol," and, in 1969,
was named the Data Processing Management Associations "Man of the
Year"! Grace Hopper died on January 1, 1992, and is buried in Arlington
National Cemetery.Read Grace Hopper's FULL Story. SHOWIN' YA DRAWERS ... Ladies, unless you have a nice butt like this, keep 'em up, huh? ![]() Actresses We Knew ... ![]() Annette Funicello is now 66 | Advice
For Women ... Kitty Litter says: Men, your balding is a good
thing -- it subsidizes our hair care expenses. <g>Kitty's Advice ... Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. A Joke Of The Day ... Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Jokes About MEN ... 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?(because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties) 5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 6. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 7. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) The Difference Between Men & Women Don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." | ||
| Facts
About Women ... In 76 countries, less than half the eligible girls are enrolled in secondary school. | SPACE FOR RENT INQUIRE WITHIN! WebMistress@GirlzRUs.com | A
Thought Of The Day ... If you're too open minded, your brains will fail out. | ||
(and others like her) ... ![]() SHE was US,
back THEN, in World War 2, "fighting"
to replace men who were away at war! To learn MORE about Rosie, CLICK HERE FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY ... Remember half the people you know are below average. Women over 40 | (We
will not post your name if you do not want us to!) ![]() * Brainy Quotes * I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Women's
Info ... | The Daily Giggle ... This is what a feminist looks like! ![]() | ||
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Women ... "TEQUILA! Helping women lower their standards for years!" ![]() | A Kitty Litter Production ![]() S
Always
Sis! | Games
for Women ... Something
different
here every day. It may be a link to party games, info on making your
own "Avatar" to use in E-Mail, subjects to start a conversation with,
all
kinds of stuff here - just CLICK
and LOOK, but please come back soon, huh?
<giggle> Play Games ! Food
for Thought ... "The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything — or nothing." —Nancy Astor, English Stateswoman Funny T-Shirts ... For YOU, your husband, boy friend, or SO! Here is an example: "Politics is show business for unattractive people." Visit the Web Site: Funny T-Shirts |